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the last few days i've been getting a really nasty rash on my gash. it started out just on my outta meat flaps but now its spread to my beef curtains and taint. i had a wax last week and spent the afternoon scratching my gooch so that could have caused it but i stopped scratching it and it hasn't gone away and im worried that it's going to spread into my gutted rabbit or chocolate starfish. i have a sex date on saturday and i dont want him to barf when he sees my fish taco or brown eye.

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Let me hit it

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Awe! Someone just found an adult theme thesaurus. How cute. Well that was fun. Now run along. Go play with your toys.

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hahaha, great choice of words, i love it, you could talk dirty to me any day, but yeah i know something that'll work, message me if you wanna know it, and dont forget the dirty words

meat flapsand beef curtains,,,, thats the best

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LMAO.

Those descriptive words... hahaha omg.

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Hahhahahha that is like every name u can call ur genitalia..... Idk go to the drs

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